i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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