Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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