Do you still have your period?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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