Kiss
Puke
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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