Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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