i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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