My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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