Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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