I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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