I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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