check it out our google latitudes are spooning
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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