return my video game
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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