What did we do last night that was yellow?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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