For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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