there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize
