i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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