Your tits are I can't wait for
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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