Can Purell be used as lube?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
