im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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