It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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