i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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