Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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