It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
i out mim tonsoeep
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