i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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