You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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