Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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