ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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