People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I will be naked everywhere
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
