So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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