Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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