The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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