Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We are all done wearing pants today
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I had to cum in my sink.
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