About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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