Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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