dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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