just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Help me help you realize you are a moron
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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