walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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