Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Acid is not a monday night drug
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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