I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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