You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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