Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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