So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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