Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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