Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
We left the knife in your bed.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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