It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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