I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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