New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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