I'm laying in your front yard are you home
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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