The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
The adults are the big ones right?
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