Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Randomize
