mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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