worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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