is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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