Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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