I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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