I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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