I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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