Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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